Jackie wanted to have a motorbike.
A 23 going to 24 without a motorbike sucks quite much.
So he decided to take the test for riding motorbikes.

He passed the test,
and was very happy.
He was jumping madly along the way to buy his motorbike.
He had the priority to get a 70% discount for buying a bike.
He bought a bike with not much power.

He was driving home with his motorbike.
Jackie had told his mother the good news.
His mum prepared him sumptous dinner.
He was very excited and decided to drive home quickly.

He stopped,
cause it was a red light.
As Jackie didn't want to be late
He just drove past it.

He was stopped by a police.
Police:Hey,Hey,Hey....
Jackie:?
Police:Why did you charge across the red light?
Jackie pretended to be dumb and said,
Jackie:Cause i looked left and i didn't see you.
Police:It is dangerous, you have to look left and right next time okay?
The police thought that he was mentally disabled and let him off.

On the way back,
he told himself.
Jackie: How dumber can that police be.....

The next day,
he drived passed that road again,
this time, he had to rush for a meeting,
The light was red again.

He charged past the red light,
and was stopped by the police again.
Police: You again.... Why did you.....
Jackie: Cause hor, i looked left and right, but didnt see you.
Police: Are you trying to be dumb or....
Jackie ran off in a hurry.
The police finally know that he was faking his dumbness.

Jackie was promoted and he was brought to the pub for a drink.
He was drunk, but insisted to his friend that he wants to drive home himself.
His friend had no choice but to let him go his way.

He drove past the same road again.
And the same thing happened
This time, he was rather lucky.
The police stopped him and said,
Police: Don't tell me you looked left and right, back and forward and you didnt see me.
Jackie said: No, i am drunk.
Police: You still dare to say!?
Jackie: Of course la, who ask you?
Police:?
Jackie: I looked everywhere and couldnt find you, i want to tell you i am drunk le, but you weren't here, so i charged lor.
The police caught him back to the station.

The police confiscated his license,
and ask Jackie what had he learn.
Jackie said,
Jackie: I learnt to take another route back home, and looked sideways if any police is there before charging through the traffic light.

I had such a great time laughing at this,
i could remember these and the exact one i couldn write it all.
Tell me if there were any defects in the story.

Btw, i freking love the new timetable.
It rocks.